Then it’s done. The signature is put on the “right” contract paper. Erling Braut Haaland drops demands for a buyout clause with a door out to Real Madrid if he feels like it. On the other hand, the Norwegian still receives the twenty-something-year-old in Premier League history’s roughest weekly salary.

Contract and Loyalty to Manchester City runs until 2034, “everyone” is of course eagerly wondering what the City management would have to do to tie the 24-year-old to the club, which actually risks being promoted to the Championship. The Guardian claims to have sniffed out the amount.

Kevin de Bruyne sits at the top of the wage hierarchy in the Premier League with around £400,000 in weekly wages. The English newspaper claims Haaland is now rising to an amount the best in the world’s toughest league can only dream of.

The Guardian claims Haaland will earn around £500,000 in base salary. That is, without scoring goals or winning titles.

It will be such a large total to calculate until 2034 that the calculation began to change. So, you do the math. Remember that this will be a lot of zeros. Totally crazy!